Due Date Jingle

I came up with a little jingle to celebrate my due date today. Let's try this to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot":

I'm a pregnant mama
Huge and stout
Here is my due date
Here is my pout
Soon I'll get all owie
Hear me shout
Please tip me over
And pull him out!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha........

(And have I mentioned -- no, I have not! -- that I am "1.5-2 cm" dilated and 60% effaced? Hooray for SOME progress!)

And in other news: LIZ (yes, of Book of Armaments fame!) is in UTAH!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! We've already hung out three times (she's being very accommodating of my need for socializing before the newborn-recluse stage begins for me), and I can't get enough of her. Sorry, I don't have any pictures of us together yet, but just imagine Liz and Jean studying literature and solving crimes and baking the perfect souffle and completing construction projects and flying airplanes and eliminating smallpox and other fun activities like that. That's pretty much how it's gone so far. :-)