MUNDELEIN, IL—A legendary Burger King employee, known across the land for the heroic and selfless deed of randomly inserting a single onion...
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Hygiene - Yes, it never took much to thrill and delight you. That was the fun of having you around. Oh, the intoxicating aroma of a bag of hot food handed through the car window. Hooray, one onion ring!Fast food drive-thru fantasies.
awww, I haven't read The Onion in AGES! So funny! I DO love it when I get a random onion ring in my fries. One time at the drive thru at In-n-Out, I got a grilled cheese (my usual) but no fries (clearly this was before I had kids) and then I opened my bag, there was a handful of fries in the bag under the grilled cheese. It was PERFECT!! Just the right amount and not a full order.
They must have put an order of fries in the bag and then realized I didn't order any so they took them out. Sometimes, when I don't order fries I want to tell them to just drop a handful of them in my bag.
Anyway, I'm not sure why I'm rambling on...I'll shut up now. mmmmm...fries.
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Hygiene -
Yes, it never took much to thrill and delight you. That was the fun of having you around. Oh, the intoxicating aroma of a bag of hot food handed through the car window. Hooray, one onion ring!Fast food drive-thru fantasies.
I love The Onion, but I love receiving the bonus onion ring (or curly fry!) even more. MMmmmmm....
awww, I haven't read The Onion in AGES! So funny! I DO love it when I get a random onion ring in my fries. One time at the drive thru at In-n-Out, I got a grilled cheese (my usual) but no fries (clearly this was before I had kids) and then I opened my bag, there was a handful of fries in the bag under the grilled cheese. It was PERFECT!! Just the right amount and not a full order.
They must have put an order of fries in the bag and then realized I didn't order any so they took them out. Sometimes, when I don't order fries I want to tell them to just drop a handful of them in my bag.
Anyway, I'm not sure why I'm rambling on...I'll shut up now. mmmmm...fries.
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